Peanut. First pic with my new phone so I made it b@w (Taken with instagram)
I really need to get the DVDs
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Jerry: The last president to have a beard?
George: Nixon.
Jerry: No, I mean a real thick beard.
George: His was thick.
Jerry: No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.
George: Falkmore.
Jerry: Who?
George: Artemis N. Falkmore.
Jerry: You made that up, right?
George: Yeah. But it sounds like a president name?
Jerry: Yeah. Why do presidents all have bad names? Woodrow, Grover, Millard.
George: The presidency attracts the badly named. Their ambition is based on personal insecurity. It’s classic male overcompensation.
Jerry: Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?
George: Cab.(via The VanBuren Boys)
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I’m popular!
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George: Oh, what’s the point? When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them. Why can’t I act with the ones I like the same way I do with the ones I don’t like?
Jerry: Well, you’ve only got another fifty years or so to go before it’ll all be over…
George: Maybe I need someone who doesn’t speak English.
Jerry: Yeah, how about a mute?
George: A mute would be good.
Jerry: Ah, where you gonna meet a mute?
George: This is what my life has come to… Tryin to meet a mute.(via The Old Man)
